Failed Wish Game -NONRedwallType

[zathar]

Just Make a wish, and grant someone else's.
[but you gotta flip it!]

K, this is different from the other board. This game's NON-Redwall Type. So there.

Example:

Person#1[me]: I wish my fingers would stop aching from typing.
Person#2: Granted, but a Gremlin spills ice-water on your head. I wish I could have a pizza.
Person#3: Granted, but there's lemon sauce all over it. I wish I could go to the mountains and hike.
Person#2[returned]: Granted, but a cougar kills you. I wish-
ETC.

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I wish I could have a warm cookie right now.

[Wildrun]

Granted! But, alas, the internet monkey overlord pops up and steals it from you!

I wish I could make all school-work dissapear.

[Ashstripe]

Granted. It's all filed under 'L', it's now on a one way trip to Candy Apple island. But the courier read the return address - after getting eaten by an oversized gecko.

I'm going to live every man's dream here. I wish I had a monkey...On a unicycle. That'd be like three kinds of extreme right there.

[Wildrun]

o_0 AFTER being eatne by the geko!? GASP! (And why under 'L'? Like 'L' from Death Note? )

Gewährt, mein Freund, aber meine Güte! Der Affe ist wirklich ein CIA-Spuk und Verfolgungen nachdem Sie, Sie mit seinem unicycle hinüberlaufend!

(Translation, since I'm right out of my German class: Granted, my friend, but my goodness! The monkey is really a CIA spook and chases [or 'pusuit'] after you, running you over with his unicycle!)

...Now I wish I could type all that in German without worrying about mah spelling.

[Ashstripe]

But...He's still a monkey right?...On a Unicycle?..Good.

Granted. But it comes out in French.

[Grath]

Ahem. No wish.... Speaking of, I actually mostly understood that! Yay!

I wish that I could remember everything I've learned.

[Ashstripe]

Bleh! Now I'm doing it.

Granted, but you forget why you bothered learning it in the first place.

I wish my job was a lot more interesting.

[Wildrun]

I'm contagious. BWHAHAHA! I spread forget-a-wish fever! FEAR ME! *runs around in a happily crazed moment of stupidity* XD

Ahem, granted, but then you quit and get blacklisted from...everywhere. Except shoe stores. Good luck.

((Why is it in French!? D: ))

...I wish I had a giant cheese sandwich the size of the rockefeller tower.

[Ashstripe]

It was either French or Russian.

Shoe stores!? NOPLZ.

Granted, but the bread is drier than sand...What sick twisted demon ever created such a monstrosity!

I wish I could find this sick twisted demon and show him/her/it a thing or two about making sandwiches.

[dirgecallers]

Hmmm..Granted the demon makes the sandwich, but he only knows how to make egg salad and pickle sandwiches

[Ashstripe]

Forget-a-wish(Forgeticus et Wishus.) Syndrome strikes again =P.

I wish my knuckles would hurry up and heal so I can go back and cripple them again.

[Maxodis]

Granted, but they become invincible. While at first you find it cool to punch cement bricks and stop bullets, someone close to you reports it to a team of genetic scientists. You are abducted and tested on for the rest of your life.

At least you don't have to worry about working in a shoe store.

I wish I could make myself write happy things.

[Taggle]

Granted, but sadly, they do not make you happy, only others around you. You develop the mentality of Poe.

I wish I could time travel.

[dirgecallers]

Dec 31, 2008 19:04:56 GMT -5 Taggle said:

Granted, but sadly, they do not make you happy, only others around you. You develop the mentality of Poe.

I wish I could time travel.

Granted, but you go too far back in time. The time travel device dies and you are stuck in dinosaur times. Then you get eaten.

I wish I had a pet dinosaur

[Maxodis]

Granted, but then you get eaten.

I wish I was creative today.

[Ashstripe]

Granted. But all of your 'outsider art' and literature becomes a little too controversial - good grief! The blue and brown colours are touching!

I wish Diablo 3 would hurry up and come out so I can drop out of school and condemn myself the to life of a fast food worker.

[ferretface]

It comes out, but it is so awful that you DIE instantly after the first level.

I wish that Australia had been colonized by the French.

[Maxodis]

Granted, but as a result, Australians no longer have cool accents. Bye bye, tourism money.

I wish I didn't have to do a Critical analysis on a French book of philosophy in my English class.

[Wildrun]

*insert naslay French laugh because my accent sucks* Hahahaha, granted, mon ami, but alas! Napolean comes back from teh grave, conquers the whole dang world, then pulls an Attila-the-Hun-job and dies of a nosebleed. At his wedding.

...Yes, Attila the Hun died at his wedding. Of a nosebleed. Not freaking kidding you. XD Maybe I contaminated him too, and the symptoms mutated. *spaz atatck* COOL! I CONTAMINATED A MONGOL WAROLORD! WHEEE~!!!

...I wish my mom would stop going on an on about the wind wiping out the candles. No, forget that, I wish I didn't feel guilty about her putting out candles that failed in the wind (she's doing it because it's the anniversary of her freind's death).

...Fear the shoe store, Ash. It knows where you live.

I should be quarantined. FEAR THE FORGET-A-WISH SPREADER OF DOOOOMM~!!! *thrilled*

[Ashstripe]

Thanks to you lot, I shall never walk past a shoe store without shuddering of what could be. =O

No tourism money? NO TOURISTS!? There goes a fair chunk of my daily entertainment.

Haha I remember reading that. Probably one of the greatest Warlords to ever live and he dies from a nose-bleed from getting drunk. I always assumed the Huns were a different civilisation though, like the predecessors to the Mongols. Then again, what do I know?

Hmm there's a tough one.

Granted. But soon enough, instead, you find yourself grateful for the candles presence after they successfully ward off an attack by a large variety of Garden Gnomes.

I wish...That the upcoming school camps aren't going to be as lame as they sound.