Failed Wish Game -NONRedwallType

[Wildrun]

GARDEN GNOMES?! But I already paid them this month! D:

*high fives various people* Great, we just inected our leading admin with shoe store terror. ^^"

Granted, in fact, the camps are great, one of the best things you've ever done with your time--and then you realize you've been implanted with a mind control chip that makes you continue to come back to them until you turn into a mindless zombie vegetable fro mone of those bad horror stories.

I wish I didn't have a math exam on Friday! DX

[Maxodis]

Granted! You don't have your math exam on Friday, its been rescheduled. In fact, it just ended not 5 minutes ago.

I'm glad I don't have to take a math or science course this year. My school day begins at 10:40 and ends at 12:29. Being a senior has never been so amazing.

Though I wish the people who are going to install the digital TV and set up our AT&T Uverse would hurry up. Daddy wants his faster internet connection :<.

[ferretface]

Granted, except because you wanted it ASAP, they can only send two underweight midgets. They pick up the TV, then are squished under its weight.

I wish I had a pet armadillo (this is, genuinely, my only goal in life)

[Ashstripe]

Fear the Garden Gnome Mafia! Pappa Gnome wasn't completely satisfied with your payment this month...Or he's being senile. Whichever comes first.

Egad no!

Granted, but this Armadillo is omnivorous...Literally. Soon enough, he eats you out of house and home, again, literally.

I wish I was a part of the Garden Gnome Mafia.

[Wildrun]

Granted! But now my inner detective jumps in and books you all in the slammer. I bet you wish I hadn't read all those Agatha Christies. xP

...I wish I could FINISH reading all the Agatha Christie books. DX

[Shadess]

Granted, but somehow you get a very rare disease that make you forget the last book you read,

I wish they would make another season of the animals of farthing wood and put them on TV so i don't have to go to youtube to watch them.
(i miss Hare!)

[Wildrun]

GASP! You mean i don't remeber who killed Emily Arundell?! I don't remember how Bob helped Poirot solve the case?! I don't remember that the Accident of the Dog's Ball was really an attempt at murder!?

Trickio: ...WHAT...IS...SHE...TALKING...ABOUT!?

Me: Nooooesss~!!!! My life is distraught~! *rants*

Trickio: *edges away*

...Ahem. ^^" Evil Shadowsleek...*grumbles* ...Anyway, your wish is GRANTED, my friend...but then they end the series, in the exact way you don't want it to end. Shoot.

DX I wish I didn't have to worry about failing math this semseter. (must you corrput that wish!? D:)

[Shadess]

i wish i knew Trickio....i wish i knew..... XD

*evil crackle*tis my job to be evil!
*cough cough* what....? that just came out i swear.......*cough cough*

WHAT you mean all the good creatures win and live happily ever after while no evil can destroy the red foxes? i hate endings like that.....-_- yes i am a bad-guy lover.

Granted, but sadly a tragic event happens, you realize math isn't your weak subject, SCIENCE is the one you begin to worry about.

[ferretface]

Granted. You know Trickio...you know her too well, so fearing assassination, she grabs a bazooka and inexplicably blows you into an alternate universe, where you are killed by yourself.

...

You can tell I've been waterfighting with ferrets for the past hour, don't you? My brain is falling away like a wet cake.

So I wish that Pastafarianism was the world's foremost religion.

[Wildrun]

Trickio: Why, gee, thanks. *glare*

....Granted... But, uh, the Meatballians invade and take over and no one remembers what Pastafarianism was.

...I WISH I KNEW WHAT PASTAFARIANISM IS! D: So confuzzzzed! DX

[Ashstripe]

Granted. It is the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. No seriously.

Now following our Genie company policy of corrupting your wish, the flying spaghetti monster flies to your house using the power of faith and self-satisfaction...And steals your mail.

Take that weekly subscription!

I wish I could be bothered getting a subscription to my favourite magazine..

[ferretface]

Granted...but after reading it solidly for a few issues you begin to realise how trashy it is...
Then you realise you got a lifetime subscription...

What is your favourite magazine, anyway?

I wish my rabbit liked being picked up and hugged...seriously, she hates it.

[Maxodis]

Granted. Your rabbit spontaneously experiences a polar shift in behavior. She becomes irreversibly addicted to being huggled. You cannot sleep, as whenever you are not holding her, she begins to have panic attacks and other.....bad......stuff. What happens to stressed rabbits anyway? You send her to bunny rehab, to no avail. Nothing else works. In a desperate attempt to solve your problem, a friend of yours duct-tapes your rabbit to your arm. Problem solved? Oh well.

I wish I could formulate a wish that didn't tie heavily into my current emotional state. Oh wait, I can.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

[Wildrun]

Uh....granted? You go eat a cookie and come back to find that I turned you into a fish.

The fish in teh bowl in teh house Dr. Seus visits. *waves* Say hi to Thing One and Thing Two for meh!

...I wish that I WAS FLYING SPAGETTI MONSTER! XD

[Ashstripe]

Granted. But soon enough you crash into the house of non-other then the Yak-in-the-Sack.

The Yak-in-the-Sack will now make a wish!
What will he want? A stick? A bat? A fish?
Nay I say, for that is not the Yak-in-the-sack way!
He wishes he had a new sack!
And now, Ash will be right back!

That Dr Seuss reference made me remember the Angry Beavers parody of that. One of the funniest episodes, ever.

[Wildrun]

...WHAT?! *head explodes*

...OWWW, my brain. XD

Uh, granted, Mr. Yak-in-the-Sack...you have a new sack...uh, but it turns out that the last user was Grinch. The sack smells just like him now. Dang, I'm good. ^^"

I wish...that's I'd prepared more for my stupid debate tomorrow. DX

[Maxodis]

Granted! You preform so exceptionally that our new president elects you for his cabinet as Secretary of..............debating............things......

While your illustrious new position grants you more sour cream than a person can physically consume in a day, it means you no longer have the time to get on LoRA.

As an unexpected side-effect, the FBI look into this site that is so prevalent in your browser history and arrest Ash on suspicion of AWS : Administrator-ing Without Sanity.

Oh well.

I wish I had a real book of artistic anatomy to study from. I want a Hogarth. *sniffle*

[Ashstripe]

Bah! They can't prove anything, I'm Ms. Nesbit! Bahahaha *Cough, gag*...AWS is the least of this site's illegal...I mean profitable enterprises.

Granted, but you get one of those lame ones that only show you how to draw toes.

Actually, I do have a link to one of his books online, "Dynamic Wrinkles and Drapery". I learned so much just from reading three chapters, my skill with folds went through the roof.

Dynamic Wrinkles and Drapery

It's got some basic anatomy, though no real explanation either.

'Retchen: PC Powerplay. XD Sorry about my late reply.

I wish, I didn't just blurt out one of this site's most deepest darkest secrets.

[Wildrun]

Granted. As Secretary of Debating Things, I confuse the jury so badly that no one relizes you've said anything of importance whatsoever. Unfortuantely, you forget you said it, too, become so confused that you say it again, and we're stuck in that court house all day.

XD BWHAHAHAAAA~! *power drunk* FEAR ME, GGM! (Garden Gnome Mafia)

...I wish...that I didn't feel slightly distrubed about have a giant robotic dictator on the site. You know what our teachers always say about trusting them...*shifty eyes*

[dirgecallers]

Of course...the robot dictator would then 'roboticize' you so you no longer have any emotions.

I wish Someone would hurry up and be the worlds first superhero