Failed Wish Game -RedwallType

[zathar]

K, so just make a wish and grant someone else's with a little flip to it. Just Redwall style. No 'I wish my fingers weren't aching from typing...'. There's another game for that.

Example:

Person #1[me]: I wish my otter could be invincible.
Person #2: Granted, but he gets trapped in a box and can't get out until the end of forever.
I wish I could have a tiger as Abbess.
Person #3: Granted, but you get demoted and exiled.
I wish-
ETC.

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..I wish my otter could be invincible.

[Wildrun]

Granted...BUT! He gets lost in Bat Mountain with no one to prove his invinciblility to until Slagar the Fox apoligizes for stealing the kiddies.

I wish my two mice would stop arguing. ><"

[Ashstripe]

Granted. But they decided to take up 'debating' instead.

I wish Ashstripe could be a religious leader of a cult.

[Wildrun]

D: NOOOES! NOT THE DEBATING! We're doing that in English class! DX

Oooh, granted, but guess what? It's Zoroastrianism! (not that it's a bad thing, but who practices that who roleplays here? Just asking.)

[Shadess]

ill ask a wish since you forgot to

I wish my weasel charictor Shadowsleek would rule Redwall forever!

[Tirael]

Granted, but there's a roach problem in the kitchens.

I wish had the power to make delicious food appear when I want it. Mmm...

[Shadess]

granted, but the food had posion.

I wish that there would be no more school

[Ashstripe]

Granted. But everyone is now instantly enrolled in College/University.

I wish I could get a lot more sleep then I usually do.

[Rocky]

GRanted, but then you never wake up, have a nightmare where you die horribly, then have another bad dream where you die. And that goes on forever. =P

I wish I had a girlfriend...

[brookesong]

Granted... But she hates your guts

I wish that i could have a cookie...

[Tirael]

Granted, but it's a Moss and Bankmud Cookie. Blecch.

I wish it would snow in LA.

[zelfur]

granted, but a blizzard started and you lost all your heat and power.

I Wish i was the most powerful meber on this website!

[Wildrun]

Granted! ...But then the SWAT team shuts us down for supreme violation of Not Doing Something Intelligent, like "homework".

I wish I would stop forgetting to make a wish.

[Ashstripe]

Granted. But the server crashed within five minutes of your power being granted.


I wish I could find some more tasteful music..

Edit: Curse you Wildrun! Meh, my wish still applies =)

[Wildrun]

Curse me? What did I do?

...Hey, you granted it, dude! >: P BWHAHAHAAAA!!!

...Granted, by the way, buttttt...sorry to tell you this, your music-playing-device gets stuck on repeat and now you can't get Mozart out of your head!

...I wish the server didn't crash?

[Shadess]

granted, but then your computer gets a virus so you cant gett on the computer!


I wish i could have a dragon charictor on here

[Wildrun]

Gaahh-ranted! Welcome to Swirly Wildrun's magnificent Forbidden Characterrrrr cirr-cussss!!!

THat's right, you and your charrie were hired by the Forbidden Character circus. RUN FOR YOU LIVES!!!

...I wish my stoat would GET A PERSONALITY!

Tataroo: I will ignore that, you excuse of a roleplayer.

Gah! *tears hair out* Why did I ever make this guy!?

[Ashstripe]

You posted your reply before I could XD.

Granted, but he's a very angst, Mary-Sue kind of character =P.

I wish...I could get my hands on a Redwall book.

[Wildrun]

So sorry.

Angst and Mary-sue? NO DANG KIDDING?

...Oh, and graned, by the way, but Warbeak Sparra snatches it right out of your hands and drops it on Cluny's head. It's gone, sorry man. ^^"

...I wish I could sneak into the kitchens without being caught. ^^"

[Rocky]

Granted, but then you trip, fall, and break every bone in your body, then are covered in splinters. Even if the floor isnt wood. =P

I wish I had mad snowboarding skills, which I become so good at, that I can never fall.

Yea! Corrupt that! PHOOLS!

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