Failed Wish Game -RedwallType

[signasul]

your wish is granted, but in order for it to keep you must devot your whole life to snow boarding, to the point where you become devoide of any companionship and become hopelessly lonly.

I wish I had unlimited power and lived forever doing what ever i wanted when ever i wanted with no risk of fate hurting anything

[Tirael]

Granted, but you get so bored of everything going your way that your brain shuts down and you become a turnip.

I wish I was fluent in every world language.

[Wildrun]

Gaaahh-rrranted, my friend! However, do to extrodinary circumstances, the only language anyone can speak is chatspeak, which is not offically a language. And just when everyone learns to speak again, you realize you can speak but don't understand a word of it.

I wish I didn't have to wait two years for the Redwall movie to come out. *bounces around the room*

[zelfur]

granted, BUT the movie turns out SO bad that you wished you never saw it before.

I wish that for ONCE that the evil warlord would win in one of the redwall books.

[Wildrun]

D: My dreams have been crushed! What will I do with my life?! *runs around again, aimlessly*

Granteddd...but, unfortunately, he's a bumbling idiot and gets eaten by the fish in the Abbey Pond.

I wish I hadn't mistaken the tiems the moon rose and hadn't woken up at 3:00 when the moon didn't rise until 4:07. -.-"""

[Ashstripe]

Granted, but you sleep in 12 hours late and wake up at 3:00pm or 1500 hours. A few hours too late for the moon and a few hours too early for the sunset...What kind of sick twisted world do we live in!?


I wish I could sleep in a lot longer then I usually do. Wrong one.

I wish...They'd reveal a little more of the Southern and Northern Lands.

[zelfur]

granted, but everytime you sleep you have scary nightmares about crows pecking at you!

I wish that Midnightmoon (my crow) could fly over all of Mossflower in 5 minutes.

[Swing]

((This is Wildrun on a side account, by the way. XD))

Ashstripe: Granted, but it turns out to be nothing but a mess of land made of...yarn. Yeah. Oh well? ^^"

zelfur: Granted, but it makes Midnightmoon so tired that he sleeps for a thousand years and when he wakes up he forgets how to fly.

I wish I'd gotten Doomwyte under the tree. D:

((I celebrate Yuletide, but the rest of my family celebrates Cmas, so I jump in to be polite. ^^" Plus, free books . ^^"))

[Grath]

Granted, and it was even signed.... in some sort of gobbledygook and the story is in a totally weird language that no one on earth can read. Oh well.

I wish there really was a place called Redwall... fantasy is so much better than real life.

[Maxodis]

Granted, but it turns out that Redwall existed in the past. In this day and age, it is merely a tourist attraction.

I wish I could make a satisfactory character who's struggles aren't painfully based off my own. Scratch that.

I wish I had a better internet connection. No, not that one either.

I wish Dax could play multiple instruments. At the same time. While dancing.

[Tirael]

Granted. Sadly, all the instruments are horribly off-key and sound terrible together. Thus, at his first big performance, he makes everyone's ears bleed. On a positive note, his dancing is quite nice; it's just that it's not appreciated by people screaming and running out of the theater. Maybe he should take up painting...

I wish that I could lucid dream about Redwall every night.

[brookesong]

Granted, but the dreams are filled with all of the villains redwall has every seen and they turn to night mares from which you can never wake up. MUHAHAHAHA!

I wish that they would continue to make the redwall tv show!

[Maxodis]

Granted, but they revamp it so that it applies to a wider audience. The theme song is now badly done hip-hop/rock. The voice actors are beyond terrible. Redwall happens to be a gigantic transforming robot.

Oh, and it's all a musical.

Besides these facts, any device you attempt to use to watch aforementioned show decides it would be better to go out with a bang than submit to projecting it. You suffer from singed eyebrows.

I wish someone would poke the coals of 'A New Face' back to life.

[lorki]

Granted, but then the birds there peck out Daxies eyes and talk so much Omri's ears bleed from their dialect.

I wish I could figure out my Pine Martin character faster

[Shadess]

((lol, nice, i can imagine Airswipe and Midnightmoon doing that XD))

Granted! BUT sadly the charictor ends up really being evil and gets himself killed by the spirit of Redwall.

I wish that i could have a snake charictor.

[Maxodis]

Granted, but as it turns out, your character is a weak little garden snake, and in order to get approval to create it, you must scale it down to normal size. Your snake character is picked up by someone and kept in a glass container as a pet. Oh well.

I wish there was an easy way to describe the movements of a polearm-wielding creature in combat.

[Grath]

Granted, but you suddenly find yourself a polearm wielding creature in combat.

I wish Skipper and Tampa would hurry up and fall in love already. {Yes, I was writing a post with the two of them. Well, Tampa, anyway.}

[Ashstripe]

Granted. You get married and file for divorce the next day.

I wish...I could be bothered making a Redwall animation other than my Avatar...Which was like two years ago.

[Wildrun]

Granted--then you get absorbed into the avatar, into the world of Avatar: The Last Airbender, and as you are a devoted Zutara fan all the mushy crap Kataang ending stuff makes you succumb to foaming-at-the-mouth-bleeding-form-myears/eyes-seziures.

...Aren't I a nice wish-granter? Be happy I'm not a djinn. XD ((Although that would be SO AWEOMSE! Unless i got stuck in one of the stupid bottles...crap. ^^")) DX

...I wish Trickio Rampbrush, the shrew character I made, wouldn't be hug-intolerant. DX

[Maxodis]

Granted! In a desperate attempt to reverse the hug intolerance of Trickio, a higher power infuses his fur with a charge.

Your shrew is now a fur-magnet of epic strength.

In a matter of minutes, all the inhabitants of Mossflower find themselves violently pulled towards the source of magnetism. They form a large mass of fur, bone, and indescribable gooey bits. Oh, and your shrew is in the center. Condensed.

Enjoy your katamari.

I wish there was something for me to do with Dax.