Failed Wish Game -RedwallType

[Wildrun]

((Lol, Trickio is a girl, but that is wonderfully ironic for her. XD

Trickio: GET. OFF. OF ME!!!

Me: *hugs* Awww~!!!

Trickio: *cursing a black streak--yes, a black streak, not blue* ))

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Granted, you get to do somethign with him, but it involves cleaning up the grave site of Loamhedge. Wheeeeee...

I wish....that I get Tataroo to have an freaking imagination.

Tataroo: Don't you dare--

Me: *pokes him*

Tataroo: ...Die.

Me: SEE!? He's a total opy....stoat...copy-stoat! *points accusingly at him*

Tataroo: ...-.-"

Oaklea/Mapel: *laughing their butts off at his expression* XD

Trickio: *getting it all on camera* *evil cackle* Suckersss~...

[Maxodis]

(( Eep, that's what I get for neglecting to thouroughly read character profiles. ;; sorry.))

Granted! However, Tataroo's newly bestowed imagination is incomprehensibly addicting. Tataroo begins to daydream....all day. As time passes, his awareness of the outside world withers until he is in a vegetative state, lost within La La Land. Oh well.

I wish I could think of something creatively EPIC to do with Dax. He's very stagnant. :<

Stinky teen-aged ferret needs to learn the art of hygiene.

[Shadess]

Granted, but sadly Dax does something SO epic that all the other ferrets of the Redwall world get jelous and set out to murder him, now he is running for his life.

I wish Lime (my newt) would move on with life and stop tricking every other new creature to the swamp into going into quicksand to there death.

[Wildrun]

((Lol, this just keeps getting better. XD))

Granted, Shadess...in fact, Lime decides to go 'find himself' and eventually joins a band of travelling mimes. His best routine is pretenidng to drown in quicksand. Go figure.

...I wish I wasn't amking the 'take over Redwall' idea so dang complicated. D: Forgive meee...

[Maxodis]

Granted! The plot becomes disturbingly unremarkable. Boredom strikes the board like a plague. All those taking a part of the plot die of boredom. Now don't you wish you'd allowed the complicatedness to continue?

I wish I could be a bigger part of aforementioned plots. As it is, I'm expendable :<

[Ashstripe]

Granted, your character plays a Central Role in the plot. Being the hero, saving the girl, getting the girl and going home to eat cake. Unfortunately, he comes a Gary-Stu in the process.

Bahahahaha! Oh fine I'll go..

I wish I could make Ashstripe's personality more consistent, or less crazy for that matter.

[Wildrun]

Max, your a Gary-Stu?! You lied to meee~ D<

.. Lol, sorry, I'll make a wish... (HA! THAT THAT, FORGET-A-WISH SYNDROME!)

Er, granted, Ash....in fact, I'm stealing a page from Max's book and informing you that Ash has gone to the Boring Side and consistantly finds joy in quadratic equations.

Wheeee...How's that for less crazy, eh?

Anyway...I wish that Trickio would STOP TICKING PEOPLE OFF! DX

Trickio: *blows rasberry at me*

Me: -.-"

[Shadess]

((no offense Trickio but tis the only way Lime will get revenge, he somehow seems offended that you ruined his plan for making redclaws horde sink XD))

GRANTED! but sadly the new Trickio hates her own personality and goes lunatic like, and so the redwall officials lock her up in Saint Ninains secret underground cave where she will lie forever hitting herself on the head trying to think of a way to tick people off.

I wish.....i wish that gold would rain form the skies and SHadowsleek would take it all.

[ferretface]

Granted...but you spend it all buying a sack to put it in...

I wish I could remember the name of my shrew...but that's kinda boring, so I wish that ferrets would take over Salamandastron and hares would be their starved ("Breakfast, lunch and dinner? Only?")slaves.

[Swing]

Er, granted? But then, the hares revolt and eat the ferrets to satisfy their hunger. Oh well.

I wish (hope) that I won't get burned because Matey WAS an NPC but now I'm making a profle for him so hopefully the admins won't kill me. ^^"

[Maxodis]

Granted! The admins do not burn you for making a previous NPC a valid character. Instead, after much deliberation, they decide to encase you in a block of ice instead.

*Insert trademark "Oh well." here, copyright Maxeh productions Inc.*

I wish there was someplace for me to use my characters that wouldn't be awkward or illogical.

(( I turned 18 today, btw =x))

[Wildrun]

*frozen, so cannot reply to that with burning wit*

Trickio: Ah, criminy. Fine, I'll be answerin' the questions 'ere, mates...er, answerin' yer wishes, an' wotnot.

*now entering Trickio's veiwpoint...loading...loading...*

Airght, lessee 'o's on the Nice List...Oh

YOU.

*glares at Maxeh* Yer the genius 'oo turned me into a hug magnet! *glare of doom* Oh, I'll grant yer wish airght, mate...I'll grant ya' wish...

*ahem* ...Granted, messmate. Instead, e'ery situation yew get yer friends into turns out ta' have the same ending no matter which way ye' turn. Ya' all end up workin'...

...for Me. *evil laugh*

...Ah, an I wish that Wildrun would stop wishing for stupid things concerning me! *grumpy*

*Wildrun manages to scratch words into her block of ice:*

HAPPY B-DAY, MAX!

[Shadess]

lol Wildrun.
ONOZ Trickios taking over? *shiver*

Granted, my dear friend, but sadly instead, Wildrun decides she wants Tataroo to take over, so Tataroo starts making stupid wishes concerning you, one including that you work for him as a slave forever.

I wish.......Redwall got burned to the ground and the spirit of Martin the warrior disappeared forever and never bothered any vermin again, or gave adive to the little brave mice.

[Swing]

Me: *scratching more words into my block of ice* Help meee~!

Trickio: *glare*

Tataroo: I don't make wishes.

Trickio: YOU'D BETTER NOT.

Tataroo: ...Fine. Granted, Shadess, but then the people of Southsward discover they have a squirrel spirit, who gives advie to brave little squrieels about how to save Mossflower. Oh, what joy.

Trickio: ...Don't yew dare, ya' vermin son ova--

Tataroo: ...And I wish That the Guosim shrews were my own personal travelling theater company.

Trickio: O,O""" CURSE YOU!!!!

Me: XD Froozennn...

[ferretface]

Granted. It's such a shame that they're so inept the first innocent Redwallers to view them die an agonising death.

Then the Long Patrol squish you into a fine paste.

Then make you into sandwiches.

Then suffer food poisoning.

So I wish that I was transported into Redwall as a protagonist, to shock with my mediocre real-life archery.

[Wildrun]

Trickio: ...Tataroo, you son ova--

Tataroo: Moving on.

Me: ^^" ?

...Granted...but in fact your archery is SO shocking, they make you the target instead of the archer. Oh, and the put the bow in Oaklea's hands.

Oaklea:

Mapel: RUN, 'RETCHEN!

Oaklea: -.-" Well THAT makes me feel good! DX

Me: ...I wish that...I could make a Mossflower Trifle.

[Shadess]

heheh time to ruin someones dream *evil crackle* gosh why wont my evil crackle stop 0_0???

Granted, but sadly the mousemaid whos carrying it to the table is tripped by a dibbun and well lets just say your sent straight to the baths by mother badger while dibbuns crowd around you trying to get some trifle off your nose.

I wish......ah well might as well (you owe me for this) i wish Shadowsleek could go to the future, get a hairdryer and get Wildrun out of her ice cub before she starves to death in there (to bad it has to be ruined)

[ferretface]

*Runs like hell*

Granted...but...*gulp*as you start to get Wildrun out, a huge anvil with 100...*pants*kilos whitewashed cornily on the side crashes on both of you. Wildrun is out, but you're squished to a fine paste.

So...

My fairly good archery skills thwarted, I wish I could pick up the sword of martin and fight back with my somewhat mediocre fencing skills.

[Wildrun]

D:

You're all evil twits. xP

Just kidding. I love ya'. XD

Okay, time to corrupt 'Retchens chances of survival. ^^"""""" That sounded evil. DX

...Uh, Granted, anyway, but then it turns out that some naughty dibbun swaped the Sword of Martin with the Plush Sword of Pooh.

Good luck with that. ^^"

...I wish that I could save Shadowsleek (and 'Retchen) from terrible doom! D:

[Darkpatch]

Granted but you couldn't save them from a mildly terrible doom, which is just embarrassing.

I wish that my character would stop selling useless objects.