The Long Patrol Commandments

[Prankster101]

Thou shalt not notice that Commandment 401 is missing.

Thou shalt not play with TNT in Salamandastron...that is Prankster101's job and he has been booted off the mountain for his actions.





_{(Posted while still a member of this site)}

[Ashstripe]

Something like that - yes =P.

Added. We're up to 416.

[Elicia]

Thou shalt not squeeze the Colonel's ear and then ask "Where's the cream filling?"

Thou shalt not proclaim that the grub tastes like the officer's footpaws, as thou has no clue what their footpaws taste like.

Thou shalt not sing badly in the Lord's ear.

Thou shalt not call the vermin 'cute little blighters'.

[greenfang]

Thou shall not refer to your commanding officers medals as "Brag Rags."

Thou shall not refer to your Sergent as "Stripey."

If thou do either of the above mentioned thou shall be booted from the mountain.

If thou resist being booted from the mountain you will be placed in a barrel with a fox and booted from the mountain.

Thou shall not call a vermin a "weasel" if he is not.

[Ashstripe]

Added. =]

[Vikenti Whitedeath]

Thou shall not taste the officers foot-paws in order to defy rule 417.

[Ashstripe]

Modified a little, but added.