Imagination Wars

[Wildrun]

...Because Giant Robot Steve Irwin told me too.

Okay, so, since that fateful *cough* day when I logged in and Rocky and Maxeh and Ash-o and...someone else...sorreh if I forgot ye', heh ha...anyway, they were all here or popped in soon after I did, and we got into a fight (over what?!) which involved doughnuts, musical ray guns, whipped-cream, the Ash Cave, Sparrow, Nazi zombies (curse that video game! *shakes fist*), and Short Robot Hitler and Giant Robot Hitler.

So, after me and Rocky traded off being 'burned' over our wittiscims towards each other, I got the idea to try and continue the 'imaginary war' on a thread. Finally getting off my lazy butt and posting this, I'll make the first move--

*throws a giant whipped-cream pie at whoever posts next*

...Bwhaha! Beat that, phools!

((...And let the insanity begin!))

[Yves]

Unfortunately, Yves the rat is horribly allergic to whipped cream, and his face immediately swells into a gargantuan puss ball that mildly resembles a rodent's head. Because of his sudden top-heaviness, he falls into the next poster, bursting the great, swelling boils...

[Ashstripe]

Burned? I thought it was serving. I know I was serving something on that crazy day.

Ewwwww...*Throws his bucket of rocks and leaps into the 'Ash mobile'* *

*Translation, hijacking a car on the road and speeding off.

[Shadess]

oh! oh! me wants ta join-
AHHHHHHH
*ducks rocks and sends them flying at next poster*
well some greeting!

[ferretface]

Heya guys, what's happen-glurk!
GAAARGH! MY SPINE! MY BEAUTIFUL SPINE!
NOT THE FACE!
*'Retchen, angry, grabs his bow and blindly fires straight at the next poster.*

[Swing]

Mapel: HOLY CRAP, THEY'VE ALL GONE MAD! *ducks*

Oaklea: News flash, sis, they already were mad. *grabs a voodoo doll of Tataroo and uses it as a sheild for the arorw* HA!

*elsewhere, Tataroo suddenly jumps up and screams at the top of his lungs, like a little girl*

Tataroo: OW! *glares around and pile-drives next poster*

[Yves]

Yves, being the frail chap that he is, now has a broken back thanks to Swing. This, however, does not stop him from lauding Stalinism, while lecturing the next poster on his or her right-of-me-with-the-rest-of-the-universe position and its innate evil.

[Wildrun]

Mapel, being the bookworm and stickler for facts taht she is, fels her barin start to fry at the horribly horrible and terribly terrible rant of in-factual egoist statements sent her way and stuffs her eas with cotton--Oaklea takes this as an opportunty to laugh, Mapel gets ticked off and sicks a hyperactive newt on the next person.

[ferretface]

Having just de-rocked his spine and eyes, 'Retchen, still hiding from the wrath of his boss, Tataroo, is rather surprised when the hyperactive newt crawls into his ear.
Angry at this, he yells at Kurrad to attack the next poster with his mindless violence...

[Shadess]

Shadowsleek, laughing her butt off at Tataroos expression and girl-like scream, sadly could not take place in the imaginary wars, instead Lime takes her place.

Lime yells in horror and yells millions of curses in unknown languages of reptiles in the air as Kurrad begins to attack him, thankfully, the newt somehow manages to jump on a log in the middle of a puddle of quicksand. Angrily, the newt begins to take chunk-fulls of the sand and hurl it at the next poster.

(can we attack someone other then the next poster?)

[Wildrun]

Trickio, being splattered with muck and none to thrilled, angirly swings her oar at the cranium of the next victim--er, poster.

(Well, since we don't know who's going to post in what order, it might be confusing.)

[ferretface]

As 'Retchen is sulking, due to the immense pain that's come his way, not to mention the wrath of his boss, has his head smashed in by the oar. Crumpling to the ground, Kurrad has no idea what's wrong and tries to give him Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. The shock instantly causes 'Retchen to grab Kurrad and throw him bodily at the next poster...

[Shadess]

(how about every sigle poster who has posted XD?)

Lime, unable to dodge Kurrad, is PWNED by him and cannot get away for under him. He begins to scream very loudly in numerous reptile languages for the next poster t ohelp him.

[Wildrun]

((Hmmm...*muses evilly* ...Sure, that works too, I guess. ^^ ))

Mapel, being the only one of my bunch aside from Trickio who knows any reptile, winces in pain and covers her ears. She cannot block out the sound however, and blasts both Kurrad and Lime with a fire extinuguisher, which Oaklea and Trickio so thoughtfully procured for her.

Cavvy, being slightly confused by the going ons, tries to lighten things up by grabbing 'Retchen and twirling him around in a sprightly dance (mole style!).

[slich]

A very confused fox wearing a ruffly skirt and covered in shampoo runs in screaming and appears to be frothing at the mouth. She attacks the next poster with thick globs of shampoo.

((You guys don't mind me joining, so you?))

[ferretface]

"Ahh...that makes meh feel bet-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!! GERRITOFFMEGERRITOFFMEGERRITOFFMEGERRITOFFMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
'Retchen quickly disengages by poking Cavvy with an arrow and being unceremoniously flung into the air, where the globs of shampoo splat into him, making his fur cleaner than ever. This is not taken well, and when the poor ferret lands, he slides on with the slipperiness of his back. He screams as he flies over a cliff to fall bodily onto the next poster...

[Wildrun]

((Hi, Slich. Welcome to the strangeness.^^" ))

Mapel, calming down by turning up some sort of music player blaring Mozart to full blast, completely ignores the chaos as Oaklea runs bakcwards, holding out her paws while saying, "I got 'im, I got 'im, I got 'im!" and taking a diving catch for Retchen. Catching him, she does the touchdown dance and slams him into the ground at the, uh, touchdown zone.

Cavvy, confused that 'Retchen had a panic attack because of dancing, shrugs and brings some muffins--specially prepared by Matey (ain't he thoughtful?) to the next poster. What the next poster doesn't know is that Matey mistook Tataroo's vile of phosphorous, a deadly poison, for filling. Woe betide the eater of these muffins.

[redwalldibbun]

(Not knowing whats going on) I eat the muffin but choke and cough it all out on the next poster.

[brockflash]

Can I join in?

[Prankster101]

Travioso Trueflight, being the annoying otter brat that he is suddenly rushes into the room. He immediately sprays Cheese Whiz in the face of everybeast in the vicinity. After being totally offended by the barfed poison muffins, he then proceeds to place a nuclear bomb in the Ash-cave bathroom and rushes out. All the while waiting for the next poster to go flush.....