Rakko Streamwater
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Assassin-For-Hire Salamandastron's Resident Otter Foremole
Forever Alone
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Post by Rakko Streamwater on Mar 20, 2008 21:41:16 GMT -5
*All credit goes to Darkfang So a lot of you probably know how this goes, I'll ask a question like,
Q: Why do leaves grow on trees?
Then the next person will answer
A: Cause the government banned money
Then they'll ask another question
I'll start
Why does darkness only come for half the day?
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Post by Poisonsnarl the Vicious on Mar 22, 2008 10:41:38 GMT -5
A: Because the Sun shuns it the other half.
Q: Why do plants grow so slow?
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Rakko Streamwater
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Assassin-For-Hire Salamandastron's Resident Otter Foremole
Forever Alone
Posts: 284
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Post by Rakko Streamwater on Mar 24, 2008 11:06:58 GMT -5
They need time to adjust to their new hight
Why do fish swim in water?
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Post by Poisonsnarl the Vicious on Mar 25, 2008 18:42:42 GMT -5
The air strangles their puny little bodies.
Why are potatoes so tasty?
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Ashstripe
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The MAN
I'm not normally a religious man - but save me Superman!
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Post by Ashstripe on May 2, 2008 17:53:04 GMT -5
Because Ash threw rocks at them until they complied with his 'request' and refunded his money and he became rich, very rich. And bought a planet and hunted asteroids for sport.
What was that again?
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Post by patrick on May 6, 2008 21:58:11 GMT -5
A: A question.
Q: What's the purpose to life?
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Ashstripe
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The MAN
I'm not normally a religious man - but save me Superman!
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Post by Ashstripe on May 8, 2008 1:21:03 GMT -5
To throw rocks at stuff.
Why not asteroids?
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