Post by T-Bone on Sept 4, 2011 8:07:08 GMT -5
((Fair warning, it's kinda long. ))
He sat in a great library, his gaze fastened to an old tome. He didn't remember why he was there or how he arrived, but he did know one thing: He was looking for something, something important. He flipped a page, his eyes darting back and forth. There was a clue in the book somewhere, and all he had to do was catch the right detail. So many words, so many phrases, so many paragraphs. There was just so much keeping his eyes glued to the pages, and. . .Wait.
He closed the book. That was it. This whole time, he had been sitting here, flipping through pages, scanning for the slightest hint. He had been so focused on the details, that he'd missed it. . .
. . . There was a dancing bear in the library.
~~~~~~~~~
Tobias' eyes opened. But he did not rise. Not yet. He lay there, recalling every detail of the dream that he could manage. Slowly, he repeated it to himself aloud. Finally, when he was sure he had it firmly in his mind, Tobias sat up and let his mind wander a bit.
It was morning. A light rain was dripping off the leaves of the dark green tree under which he lay. The gray sky giants floated flatly above the forest, tagging along behind the departing storm. Bird chirped overhead, which boded well for the day's weather. Flowers stared up at a presently concealed sun, hoping to catch a glimpse of its brilliant face. Meanwhile, a patch of matted grass stared up at Tobias. . . Jaroah. Always the morning mouse.
"Jaroah!" called Tobias into the forest. "I've got it!" He paused and waited until his brother's undiscernible reply sounded from somewhere deeper within the forest. Tobias cupped his paws around his mouth. ". . . We need a dancing bear!"
~~~~~~~~~
A lone fox stepped over a fallen tree. The previous night had brought with it quite a gale. Sleeping had been no easy matter for the fox. Every time he thought he'd get a moment of shuteye, a sudden noise would awaken him from his slumber. Eventually, he'd noticed the sun clambering up the horizon, and finally decided to just give up. And now, he was ducking under a low-hanging tree branch vehemently as his footpaws sank in the mud. He growled.
Picking up his one remaining boot, the fox tossed it at some nearby foliage.
There came the distinct snap of an old branch, and the fox whipped his head around to find the source. It was Jaroah. The mouse cursed, rubbing his head. "You threw a boot at me!" he complained.
"I thought I told you leave me be!" shouted the fox.
Jaroah held up his paws innocently. "I know, I know, but. . ." He glanced around nervously, as though expecting a killer to come crashing through the foliage. "I think I'm being followed," he whispered.
"So?" the fox demanded.
"Well, I think he's trying to steal my food!" Jaroah whispered.
The fox's brow furrowed. "So, you thought it would be a good idea to lead 'im to me?" He gestured to his haversack full of stolen foodstuffs.
"Well. . . aye, that way he'll have a new target and stop following me," admitted Jaroah.
The fox pointed angrily at him. "I knew I shouldn't'a trusted you."
Jaroah raised an eyebrow. "You didn't. You tried to kill me last time."
"So why would you come back?"
"I told you! I need t'get away from the thief!"
The fox rolled his eyes, turned, and left. Jaroah followed, adding, "And besides, if I hadn't told you, you wouldn't have known, and he would have stolen everything you own. All he had to do was find you."
The fox kept walking, not bothering to look at Jaroah. "Do I look like an incompetent fighter to you?" the fox demanded, holding up the wicked-looking blade in his right paw.
"That's just it!" persisted Jaroah, "He doesn't steal with force!"
"Like you tried to do?"
"I said I was sorry--"
"Save it."
"Fine. Anyway," Jaroah resumed, "He's going to try to trick you. That's how he works. He already stole half of my supplies."
The fox chuckled mirthlessly. "Robbed by one of your own. . . You are, by far, the worst thief I have ever met."
"Never seen a mirror before. . ." Jaroah muttered under his breath sullenly.
"Talk again an' I'll slit your throat."
~~~~~~~~~
The moon relieved the sun of its duties for the night as the fox settled down in a clearing. Jaroah, having followed the fox all day without resting his tongue, built a fire. The fox set his supplies down and sat beside Jaroah, warming his paws. Flames danced in the fox's eyes. Mischief danced in the mouse's.
Suddenly, though not entirely unexpectedly, a rustling came from within the wood. A mouse wearing a fedora-like hat emerged from the shadows. Mild surprise registered on the fox's face as Tobias approached.
"D'you mind if I join you?" Tobias asked.
"Yes," reacted Jaroah.
The fox elbowed him. "No, we don't. Anything to keep him quiet."
"I will not," Jaroah stated simply.
"Will you shut--"
"I refuse."
"My name is Temiree Longstocking," Tobias interrupted.
Jaroah laughed aloud. The fox elbowed him harder.
Temiree continued. "I was wondering if you," he glanced at the fox's haversack sitting on the ground nearby, ". . . might be interested in helping me out."
The fox pretended to take interest. "I'm listening. . ."
"Well, you see, I've got a family to take care of, and our food was recently stolen by a horrible stoat."
"I'm not gonna give you my vittles, if that's what you're asking," interrupted the fox.
Temiree took a deep, frustrated breath. "I'm not asking you for your 'vittles.' I just wanted to know if you would be so kind as to guide me to Redwall."
The fox seemed to think about this for a moment. Finally, he regained eye contact with Temiree and spoke decidedly. ". . . I don't believe you."
Temiree held a level gaze. "What are you talking about?"
The fox stood up, crossing over to the other side of the fire. "I know who you are," he spoke in a low, gravelly voice, his menacing form silhouetted by the flickering flames.
Temiree did not back down. "I am just a weary traveler who has a family to feed."
"Oh really?" challenged the fox. "What's your mate's name?"
Temiree shook his head. "Look me in the eyes," said the mouse coldly, "and tell me I'm lying."
The fox glared into Temiree's eyes. ". . . You're lying."
Tobias hesitated, hoping the fox would back down. He didn't. "Her name's Kaera," Temiree snapped.
"How many babes you have to feed?"
"Six."
"What's their names?"
Tobias berated himself inwardly for choosing such a high number. "Haddo, Shorin, Rifgar, Braeson, Coll, an' Tobias."
"How old are they?"
As the interrogation continued, Jaroah quietly gathered up most of the fox's supplies. He stuffed into the haversack whatever food would fit, taking care to move as quietly as possible. He removed the weapons from the sack and gently placed them in the grass, not wanting to catch the fox's attention with the clanging of metal. Minutes passed. It was clear that Tobias had the situation well under control, so Jaroah even sat down to eat, comically making faces at Tobias and gesturing at the fox.
Temiree's brow furrowed. "I also have a brother. He's an idiot."
Jaroah crossed his arms in mock indignity.
"A terrible idiot who needs to move his tail--"
"What are you talking about!" the fox interrupted, irritation growing by the second. Tobias realized his statement had been a little too off-topic. The fox started to turn around.
"Dancing bear," said Temiree quickly. That got the fox's attention.
He turned back around slowly. ". . . What?"
"That's how I'm going to rob you," he said.
The fox lifted his blade to Temiree's throat. "Start speaking sense, mouse, or I'll kill you right here."
"You were right. . ." Temiree admitted. "I am a thief. And I am going to steal from you." His voice shook a bit, giving off the impression that he was bluffing.
"Oh really?" sneered the fox. "And how do you intend to do that?"
"It's called inattentional blindness," the mouse replied. "It's when a beast is so focused on the details, the small things, that he actually misses the most obvious fact. It's when he gets so caught up in the precise wording of a storybook, that he doesn't notice the dancing bear in the library." Tobias smiled. "It's when he becomes so suspicious of one thief, that he turns his back to another."
Finally, something clicked in the fox's mind, and the realization hit him like a blow to the face. He whirled around to find his haversack and a rather important mouse missing. Before he could react, Tobias planted a foot in his back and sent him sprawling into the fire. The fox screamed and cursed, rolling around in a frantic attempt to extinguish the flames engulfing his body.
"Like that," Tobias added bemusedly before tipping his hat to the panicking fox. And with that, he disappeared into the wood.
~~~~~~~~~
Fog began to cover the darkened forest. Birds slept soundly above the muddy grasses, ignoring the light of the full moon. Marshland faded away into the solid forest floor as the mousethieves made their way northward. Having diverted their path nor'noreast, they were now approaching the River Moss.
"Jaroah, you can stop running now." Tobias held a paw to his forehead as he tried to keep up with his energetic brother.
Jaroah seemed too excited, however, to slow his gait. He smiled at Tobias. "That was perfect! Absolutely perfect!"
Tobias sighed. "Jaroah. . ."
"We did it! We actually did it!"
"Jaroah."
The burly mouse stopped and grabbed Tobias by the shoulders, smiling. "Tobias. We did it. We outfoxed the fox, hahaha!" Even Tobias couldn't help but smile at his brother. It was true. They had accomplished quite a heist.
"Shouldn't they call it 'out-mousing' now, then?" asked Tobias with a half-smile.
Jaroah whirled around and skipped along comically. "Aye, that they should, my dear brother. We're officially the smarter."
Tobias laughed. "You can drop the accent now, Jaroah."
He cleared his throat. "Right, right, furgot. Uh. . . Where we goin' now?"
Tobias tipped his hat. "River Moss, I believe, would be a good start. Water's important, an' I suspect business'll be good there."
"Huh, anything t'get away from these boggy parts. Mah footpaws are all covered in mud," Jaroah complained.
"Well, you can wash 'em off at the river."
"Assumin', o' course, that we find it tonight," Jaroah added. He growled, "Can't hardly see a thing in this blasted--Oof!"
Tobias heard a thud and some startled moving about, followed by a curse from Jaroah. Tobias saw another figure through the foggy darkness and, half-certain that it was the conned fox who had just collided with Jaroah, braced himself to run. Jaroah, meanwhile, instinctively kicked the unexpected visitor away from himself.
He sat in a great library, his gaze fastened to an old tome. He didn't remember why he was there or how he arrived, but he did know one thing: He was looking for something, something important. He flipped a page, his eyes darting back and forth. There was a clue in the book somewhere, and all he had to do was catch the right detail. So many words, so many phrases, so many paragraphs. There was just so much keeping his eyes glued to the pages, and. . .Wait.
He closed the book. That was it. This whole time, he had been sitting here, flipping through pages, scanning for the slightest hint. He had been so focused on the details, that he'd missed it. . .
. . . There was a dancing bear in the library.
~~~~~~~~~
Tobias' eyes opened. But he did not rise. Not yet. He lay there, recalling every detail of the dream that he could manage. Slowly, he repeated it to himself aloud. Finally, when he was sure he had it firmly in his mind, Tobias sat up and let his mind wander a bit.
It was morning. A light rain was dripping off the leaves of the dark green tree under which he lay. The gray sky giants floated flatly above the forest, tagging along behind the departing storm. Bird chirped overhead, which boded well for the day's weather. Flowers stared up at a presently concealed sun, hoping to catch a glimpse of its brilliant face. Meanwhile, a patch of matted grass stared up at Tobias. . . Jaroah. Always the morning mouse.
"Jaroah!" called Tobias into the forest. "I've got it!" He paused and waited until his brother's undiscernible reply sounded from somewhere deeper within the forest. Tobias cupped his paws around his mouth. ". . . We need a dancing bear!"
~~~~~~~~~
A lone fox stepped over a fallen tree. The previous night had brought with it quite a gale. Sleeping had been no easy matter for the fox. Every time he thought he'd get a moment of shuteye, a sudden noise would awaken him from his slumber. Eventually, he'd noticed the sun clambering up the horizon, and finally decided to just give up. And now, he was ducking under a low-hanging tree branch vehemently as his footpaws sank in the mud. He growled.
Picking up his one remaining boot, the fox tossed it at some nearby foliage.
There came the distinct snap of an old branch, and the fox whipped his head around to find the source. It was Jaroah. The mouse cursed, rubbing his head. "You threw a boot at me!" he complained.
"I thought I told you leave me be!" shouted the fox.
Jaroah held up his paws innocently. "I know, I know, but. . ." He glanced around nervously, as though expecting a killer to come crashing through the foliage. "I think I'm being followed," he whispered.
"So?" the fox demanded.
"Well, I think he's trying to steal my food!" Jaroah whispered.
The fox's brow furrowed. "So, you thought it would be a good idea to lead 'im to me?" He gestured to his haversack full of stolen foodstuffs.
"Well. . . aye, that way he'll have a new target and stop following me," admitted Jaroah.
The fox pointed angrily at him. "I knew I shouldn't'a trusted you."
Jaroah raised an eyebrow. "You didn't. You tried to kill me last time."
"So why would you come back?"
"I told you! I need t'get away from the thief!"
The fox rolled his eyes, turned, and left. Jaroah followed, adding, "And besides, if I hadn't told you, you wouldn't have known, and he would have stolen everything you own. All he had to do was find you."
The fox kept walking, not bothering to look at Jaroah. "Do I look like an incompetent fighter to you?" the fox demanded, holding up the wicked-looking blade in his right paw.
"That's just it!" persisted Jaroah, "He doesn't steal with force!"
"Like you tried to do?"
"I said I was sorry--"
"Save it."
"Fine. Anyway," Jaroah resumed, "He's going to try to trick you. That's how he works. He already stole half of my supplies."
The fox chuckled mirthlessly. "Robbed by one of your own. . . You are, by far, the worst thief I have ever met."
"Never seen a mirror before. . ." Jaroah muttered under his breath sullenly.
"Talk again an' I'll slit your throat."
~~~~~~~~~
The moon relieved the sun of its duties for the night as the fox settled down in a clearing. Jaroah, having followed the fox all day without resting his tongue, built a fire. The fox set his supplies down and sat beside Jaroah, warming his paws. Flames danced in the fox's eyes. Mischief danced in the mouse's.
Suddenly, though not entirely unexpectedly, a rustling came from within the wood. A mouse wearing a fedora-like hat emerged from the shadows. Mild surprise registered on the fox's face as Tobias approached.
"D'you mind if I join you?" Tobias asked.
"Yes," reacted Jaroah.
The fox elbowed him. "No, we don't. Anything to keep him quiet."
"I will not," Jaroah stated simply.
"Will you shut--"
"I refuse."
"My name is Temiree Longstocking," Tobias interrupted.
Jaroah laughed aloud. The fox elbowed him harder.
Temiree continued. "I was wondering if you," he glanced at the fox's haversack sitting on the ground nearby, ". . . might be interested in helping me out."
The fox pretended to take interest. "I'm listening. . ."
"Well, you see, I've got a family to take care of, and our food was recently stolen by a horrible stoat."
"I'm not gonna give you my vittles, if that's what you're asking," interrupted the fox.
Temiree took a deep, frustrated breath. "I'm not asking you for your 'vittles.' I just wanted to know if you would be so kind as to guide me to Redwall."
The fox seemed to think about this for a moment. Finally, he regained eye contact with Temiree and spoke decidedly. ". . . I don't believe you."
Temiree held a level gaze. "What are you talking about?"
The fox stood up, crossing over to the other side of the fire. "I know who you are," he spoke in a low, gravelly voice, his menacing form silhouetted by the flickering flames.
Temiree did not back down. "I am just a weary traveler who has a family to feed."
"Oh really?" challenged the fox. "What's your mate's name?"
Temiree shook his head. "Look me in the eyes," said the mouse coldly, "and tell me I'm lying."
The fox glared into Temiree's eyes. ". . . You're lying."
Tobias hesitated, hoping the fox would back down. He didn't. "Her name's Kaera," Temiree snapped.
"How many babes you have to feed?"
"Six."
"What's their names?"
Tobias berated himself inwardly for choosing such a high number. "Haddo, Shorin, Rifgar, Braeson, Coll, an' Tobias."
"How old are they?"
As the interrogation continued, Jaroah quietly gathered up most of the fox's supplies. He stuffed into the haversack whatever food would fit, taking care to move as quietly as possible. He removed the weapons from the sack and gently placed them in the grass, not wanting to catch the fox's attention with the clanging of metal. Minutes passed. It was clear that Tobias had the situation well under control, so Jaroah even sat down to eat, comically making faces at Tobias and gesturing at the fox.
Temiree's brow furrowed. "I also have a brother. He's an idiot."
Jaroah crossed his arms in mock indignity.
"A terrible idiot who needs to move his tail--"
"What are you talking about!" the fox interrupted, irritation growing by the second. Tobias realized his statement had been a little too off-topic. The fox started to turn around.
"Dancing bear," said Temiree quickly. That got the fox's attention.
He turned back around slowly. ". . . What?"
"That's how I'm going to rob you," he said.
The fox lifted his blade to Temiree's throat. "Start speaking sense, mouse, or I'll kill you right here."
"You were right. . ." Temiree admitted. "I am a thief. And I am going to steal from you." His voice shook a bit, giving off the impression that he was bluffing.
"Oh really?" sneered the fox. "And how do you intend to do that?"
"It's called inattentional blindness," the mouse replied. "It's when a beast is so focused on the details, the small things, that he actually misses the most obvious fact. It's when he gets so caught up in the precise wording of a storybook, that he doesn't notice the dancing bear in the library." Tobias smiled. "It's when he becomes so suspicious of one thief, that he turns his back to another."
Finally, something clicked in the fox's mind, and the realization hit him like a blow to the face. He whirled around to find his haversack and a rather important mouse missing. Before he could react, Tobias planted a foot in his back and sent him sprawling into the fire. The fox screamed and cursed, rolling around in a frantic attempt to extinguish the flames engulfing his body.
"Like that," Tobias added bemusedly before tipping his hat to the panicking fox. And with that, he disappeared into the wood.
~~~~~~~~~
Fog began to cover the darkened forest. Birds slept soundly above the muddy grasses, ignoring the light of the full moon. Marshland faded away into the solid forest floor as the mousethieves made their way northward. Having diverted their path nor'noreast, they were now approaching the River Moss.
"Jaroah, you can stop running now." Tobias held a paw to his forehead as he tried to keep up with his energetic brother.
Jaroah seemed too excited, however, to slow his gait. He smiled at Tobias. "That was perfect! Absolutely perfect!"
Tobias sighed. "Jaroah. . ."
"We did it! We actually did it!"
"Jaroah."
The burly mouse stopped and grabbed Tobias by the shoulders, smiling. "Tobias. We did it. We outfoxed the fox, hahaha!" Even Tobias couldn't help but smile at his brother. It was true. They had accomplished quite a heist.
"Shouldn't they call it 'out-mousing' now, then?" asked Tobias with a half-smile.
Jaroah whirled around and skipped along comically. "Aye, that they should, my dear brother. We're officially the smarter."
Tobias laughed. "You can drop the accent now, Jaroah."
He cleared his throat. "Right, right, furgot. Uh. . . Where we goin' now?"
Tobias tipped his hat. "River Moss, I believe, would be a good start. Water's important, an' I suspect business'll be good there."
"Huh, anything t'get away from these boggy parts. Mah footpaws are all covered in mud," Jaroah complained.
"Well, you can wash 'em off at the river."
"Assumin', o' course, that we find it tonight," Jaroah added. He growled, "Can't hardly see a thing in this blasted--Oof!"
Tobias heard a thud and some startled moving about, followed by a curse from Jaroah. Tobias saw another figure through the foggy darkness and, half-certain that it was the conned fox who had just collided with Jaroah, braced himself to run. Jaroah, meanwhile, instinctively kicked the unexpected visitor away from himself.