Lash Darkpaw (me)

[lash]

Hey guys,
I'm new here. Call me Lash, Bob, Sue, Bilbo, Purple Tail. Hey! call me anything you like. (just don't call me late for Dinner). I'm soo new here I don't know anything....*sniff*....*breaks down sobbing.*I started reading Redwall when I was like 7. Rakkety Tam is one of my favorites. And hurray for shrews. Well I hope you all are having fun. By the way this is a pretty cool site. Cheers to the Dude who made it!!!!!!!!!!!! Umm well I can't think of anything else to say I mean beside tell you bout myself I guess I could do that eh? Well me real name is Regan. My profile should say my gender and age (if It's working properly). Oh I'll tell you anyway Gender: Girly/ Age: 13... My Hobbies are reading (especially Redwall of course) and well I guess that's it..... I live a boring life........man. *sniffle*I was trying to write a story like Redwall. Not very good luck so far though. I can't decide whether the main character is a shrew or an otter........ har har ain't I funny well maybe not. I hope you all find this slightly amusing. Now time for talking like a hare old chap wot wot! Top of the mornin to you old lad wot. Quick's the word and sharp's the action laddie buck wot wot! Who's in for some bally tucker i'm jolly well famished old chap!!! Hurrah for Redwall!!!!!!!!!!!!! EEuuuulaaliiiiaaaaa!!!!
Your Nastily, Lash the Terrible
oh by the way plz respond to this I'm sad and lonely and have no one to call a friend.... Lol good day now...... (P.S. any comments not mean ones of course will be appreciated.) hahaha!!!! Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open slay oooo Jingle bells Jingle....erm scuse me. Yes uh I do do have my bouts of insanity so plz watch out!!! Hurr Hurr burr oi Zurr Oi be a gurt moler...

[Yves]

Hi there! I'm nasty, French, and evil. No, stop, don't run away! Perhaps I should explain myself. You see, I am not really French, I just like to learn what it is to be French, and to subsequently pretend. As for nasty and evil, Those are adjectives which most aptly describe my characters, and not me myself.

In any case, it's always a pleasure to meet the more enthusiastic members. Here's me hoping for many good times and much success for you in the future.

Affectionately,
Yves Beauxfort le Sconce.

[lash]

Hey nice French and so awesome to meet you! I like nasty characters to for some reason. They're so cool!
Faithfully and always yours nastily, Lash Darkpaw the Terrible ;D

I have another user named Ginger Rosepaw but I don't like her as much as Lash! (cause Lash is a nasty mercenary vermin)
So don't worry I won't run away pal ;D

[Ashstripe]

Insanity is an unwritten pre-requisite to join the site. So I'll skip on the leaving your sanity at the door.

Welcome all the same though =)

[lash]

Hey I left my sanity behind a while ago so don't worry I'll fit in nicely. Lets have pie to celebrate!!!!!! (and don't for get the whipped cream).
;D ;D ;D ;D

[Wildrun]

AH! THE WHIOOED CREAM! Who tipped Lash off about that?! Yves, was it you!? Was it Ash?! I can trust no onnneee~...*laughs and spins around delieriously and slams down on a random button*

*something blows up in the distance*

...Uhhhh...

*cough cough* Erm, so, yeah, hi. ^^ Wow, Yves, I think I'm coming off as more frightening than you are this time.

...Nevermind.

Anyway, hi there, lsah. Nice ta' meet 'cha. I'm a fellow spaztic insanity case, so I readily welcome a fellow asylum inmate. >P You've met Yves and Ash-o, and now meh, to complete...some of the awesome poepl. We're still missing Maxeh, Grath, Rocky, Skip of Sea Otters, Sam Gideon, Redclaw, Shadowsleek/Shadess, Sigurd,... *rambles on, naming everyone else I know on the site who's names would take up a lot of room but they are still pwnful anyway. ^^" *

...Where was I again...?

Oh, right. Uh, anyway, the thing with the whipped cream...ha ha,funny you mention ed that...I have a er, HABIT of, uh, ACCIDENTALLY stealing--uh, I mean, BORROWING! Ehhhh~...---Ash-o's whipped cream...*slinks away*

[lash]

Ha Ha I knew it was you Wildrun, I knew it!!!.... I must have whipped cream!!!! erm sorry
Ahh never mind but Hola Wildrun, nice ta meetcha. Oh and don't worry about me meeting Redclaw. He's my, ahem, brother whhaaaaa!!!!! Save meee!!!!
But he does do pretty good posts.....
Anyhow I found out bout the whipped cream myself don't blame Yves or Ash (unless you really want to that's fine with me).
Asylum Inmate! ;D sounds good. I'll fit in fine with the rest of the wonderful insanity!!!!! Yay!!!

[redclaw]

Yar, no-one help you now me scummy companion! Your stuck wit da lot of us ere' evil beasts!