HIYA EVERYONE!!!

[Cluny the Scurge]

cool site!

[redclaw]

Thanks.

[Yves]

Salut, ma mignonne petite souris-amie. Welcome to the forum.

I am Yves, francophilian lover of all things rat and rat-like. Skunks, mice, and Short-footed Luzon Greater Dwarf Cloud Rats, for instance, fall within my patronage despite not belonging to the species of rattus.

Anyway, to the point, I am cruel, I am lawless, I'm involved in shoddy journalism, and I'm just generally the author of more evil than Conan the Barbarian could shake five sticks at. So, if you too sing songs of praise and adoration to the fallen administrators of Hades, if you long for a Ragnorok in which all good may be slain, and if you too take your vacations in purgatory, come join me. We can have tea and discuss the finer points of upside-down-cake theology.

However, I see this as unlikely. You are a mouse, and a sword-wielding, heroic one at that. Heroic people do not tend to get along well with my characters. Therefore, I recommend that you begin to absolutely despise my characters now, perhaps daydream, in your spare-moments, of how you'll eventually eviscerate Maximillian, my favorite. You could even tell lurid half-baked stories about how you slew my grandfather, or something, when you're sitting at the campfire with everyone else. Trust me when I say this will allow you to fit in with the other protagonists 500% better.

However, I'm sure you and I will get along well. Just don't let any of your mice get too close.

Alors, vous aimez ta visite au LoRA (ou je mangerais te) ^_^
With much respect and many smiles,

~Yves Beauxfort le Sconce

[Wildrun]

So now Yves is 'le Scone', too.

Hi, Loyola. Welcome to the site. We're happy to have you.

Don't let Yves scare you (he scares everybody. ) (Be assured I meant that in the nicest way, Yves ^^")

We can always use another mouse around here! Welcome to Redwall! *cheers*

((take that, Yves! >P ))

Ahem...yes, so, anyway. You can call me Wildurn. I'm a proud spaz (THE SPAZ, BWHAHAHA~.), supporter of good-guy-rights, and the only two villians I have to my name thus far are two stoats. Dislike them as you will. ^^

Anyway, if you need any help I'm your friendly neighborhood gmod who is usually always on...well, not this week, since I'm sick and really shouldn't be on here right now, but duty calls, an' all that. My roleplaying partners here are gonna rub that in my face, since I actually don't feel poignant enough to post in a thread..sorry, guys...

...Hope you have fun here. Enjoy the site.

[Yves]

Aw, now don't be mean D=

Le sconce = The skunk, which I was in my last greeting as well ^_^ And I have a mouse character. I've got nothing against the crew.

[Skipper of Sea Otters]

*taps foot and points at Wildrun* Ahem!....Give me the whipcream....and put the moose down...

[lash]

Yay welcome to Redwall Abbey brother. w8 as seeing your my own brother, "Loyola", I'll make this short. Hey! Hi! and Goodbye! yay for nasty vermin.. Sorry but I'm right there with Yves. I can't help being nasty it's not my fault!!! Nooooo please don't!!!! *struggles as I'm lead away by an angry badger lord's group of fighting hares* Don't kill me have mercy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ashstripe]

Welcome welcome. I'm Ash, resident Overlord and proprietor of the Ash-Cave™. Ignore all those tales of gold, whipped cream, Copyright laws and treasure in there - it's really just a Laundromat I run...In that Cave in the Cliff....With lots of explosions.

I'm fairly sure the Auto-PM explains most if not all there is to know about me. So if you have any questions, see me, if you don't have any questions, see me anyways and we can discuss your lack of questions.

Haha! Mercy? We'll see what Giant Robot Hitler has to say about this, I've been taunting him. Poking him. Singing to him. And feeding him yoghurt for a week now - heh, lookit the idiot, sitting there, breaking the bars of his ca-...Every beast fer 'emself!