Eli WAS Weblore!!!

[Elicia]

OK! SOME people don't believe that I played Weblore and the Intraweb in WWIII. However, I can prove it!
Anyone that knows me knows that I can NEVER remember whether someone is a boy or a girl (embarrassing moments, Tir, embarrassing moments). SO! If you look at several of my CBox posts, you will find evidence of this!

Weblore: -points at Glavon- Seize it!

Even though others had referred to Glavon as a girl, I still called her an 'it' because I wasn't sure whether they were meaning to be insulting or actual meant she was a girl.

Also, I gave myself the title 'Daughter of Light'. If anyone else had said that, I would have ignored them, rebelled, whatever. But since it was ME that was giving myself a new title, I obeyed!


SO HA!

[Glavon]

OK! SOME people don't believe that I played Weblore and the Intraweb in WWIII. However, I can prove it!
Anyone that knows me knows that I can NEVER remember whether someone is a boy or a girl (embarrassing moments, Tir, embarrassing moments). SO! If you look at several of my CBox posts, you will find evidence of this!

Weblore: -points at Glavon- Seize it!

You do have a point there, Eli. It's just hard to imagine the great and mighty admin badger lord, aka Ashstripe, bowing to you. That's all I have to say. And I don't know you very well, so I don't know that you can never remember whether someone is a boy or a girl. For future reference, I am indeed a girl. XD That seize it thing was hilarious this time I read it.

Also, I gave myself the title 'Daughter of Light'. If anyone else had said that, I would have ignored them, rebelled, whatever. But since it was ME that was giving myself a new title, I obeyed!

SO HA!

But you said you wanted a more mature title. Just pointing that out...unless it was a ruse.

[Elicia]

It was. I am smarter than anyone thinks! -dances the haka- BE INTIMIDATED BY MY GENIUS!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!!!


Besides. Ashy didn't know that I was Weblore.

[Ashstripe]

My children, please, let us not bicker over the nature of Weblore - for I, the High Priest of Weblore and the Interweb Gods, hold the Gospel in my gnarled old fingers...

Weblore is;

• Our Omnipotent, all-knowing, all-seeing Lord and Master,
  
• The rosy blush in the cheek of a small child,
  
• The gentle breeze over a lush meadow,
  
• The man who declares you have mail when you open AOL,
  
• The woman who declares you have made the wrong turn in your GPS,
  
• The brick that hurtles towards your door from the local hoodlums taking 'Ding-Dong-Ditch' to a new unexpected level,
  
• He is the thugs bearing pipes who sneak into the Jonas Brother's home at night to administer sweet sweet justice,
  
• He is the maddened glint in Giant Robot Hitler's eyes when he goes on another glorious rampage,
  
• There is a piece of Weblore in each and every one of us, he is I, you are him and we are Weblore.
  

Now go spread his word.

[Glavon]

You should really post that as our site motto or something, while Weblore is our god. XD

And why does Weblore have to be male? Eli played Weblore, so Weblore should be female.

[Elicia]

-bows to High Priest- O High Priest, respectfully, may I say something? While you may hold the Gospel in your gnarled fingers, Weblore speaks through me, for it was I that carried his will through the CBox to all of the heretics on this site. It was I that was chosen by Weblore to awaken the Bearers of Light and the Chosen One, and I that accepted the sacrifices to the gods. Should it not be that Weblore is female, for she has chosen a girl to carry out her will in this world? Or do you claim that I did not speak the words of Weblore in declaring war against all that is dark? Do you claim that I did against her will in defeating The Virus? Do you say that I have committed heresy by allowing Weblore's words to flow through me, to you?

[Ashstripe]

HERESEY! BLATANT HERESEY!!

Weblore is neither Male nor Female - Weblore simply is; Weblore. I simply refer to Weblore as a he because it's damn well easier that way.

And 'it' simply does not do Weblore justice. But in light of our recent Avatar being female, I suppose I'll refer to Weblore as she.

And so, Avatar of Weblore and Heretic, I will amend what Weblore is.

Weblore is;

• Our Omnipotent, all-knowing, all-seeing Lady and Mistress,
  
• The rosy blush in the cheek of a small child,
  
• The gentle breeze over a lush meadow,
  
• The man who declares you have mail when you open AOL,
  
• The woman who declares you have made the wrong turn in your GPS,
  
• The brick that hurtles towards your door from the local hoodlums taking 'Ding-Dong-Ditch' to a new unexpected level,
  
• She is the thugs bearing pipes who sneak into the Jonas Brother's home at night to administer sweet sweet justice,
  
• She is the maddened glint in Giant Robot Hitler's eyes when he goes on another glorious rampage,
  
• The joys of feeling fresh,
  
• The double mints on your pillow,
  
• She is the Mother and Father of Chuck Norris,
  
• There is a piece of Weblore in each and every one of us, he is I, you are him and we are Weblore.
  
  

Are you not satisfied?

[Vikenti Whitedeath]

I am! Death to the heretics! The Bearers of Light shall strike them down!

[Glavon]

No.

There is a piece of Weblore in each and every one of us, he is I, you are him and we are Weblore.

WEBLORE IS A FEMALE.

[Elicia]

Dec 6, 2009 12:57:29 GMT -5 Glavon said:

No.
WEBLORE IS A FEMALE.

AGREED.

[Elizabeth]

Weblore is so not a female! And what exactly is Weblore, really? I mean, I saw Ashy's definition and it is absolutely hilarious.


Our Omnipotent, all-knowing, all-seeing Lady and Mistress,

The rosy blush in the cheek of a small child,

The gentle breeze over a lush meadow,

The man who declares you have mail when you open AOL,

The woman who declares you have made the wrong turn in your GPS,

The brick that hurtles towards your door from the local hoodlums taking 'Ding-Dong-Ditch' to a new unexpected level,

She is the thugs bearing pipes who sneak into the Jonas Brother's home at night to administer sweet sweet justice, (FUNNY!)

She is the maddened glint in Giant Robot Hitler's eyes when he goes on another glorious rampage,

The joys of feeling fresh,

The double mints on your pillow,

She is the Mother and Father of Chuck Norris, (REALLY FUNNY!)

There is a piece of Weblore in each and every one of us, he is I, you are him and we are Weblore.

[Elicia]

-sigh- Bethy, Bethy. You weren't here for WWIII, were you? I am Weblore's Avatar and I bring the word of Weblore to the people. Weblore has made Her choice by choosing me as Her Avatar, and so bringing Herself to this world in female form.