Silly Question, Silly Answer

[Ashstripe]

A classic game from the old LoRA.

The title speaks for itself, a stupid question deserves a stupid answer. Sometimes even good questions get stupid answers.

Poster1: Why do I keep sleepwalking?
Poster2: Because your innate crimefighting abilities keep you up at night.


Sounds fun? I think it sounds fun. Why don't you think it sounds fun?

That's the first question by the way XD.

[dirgecallers]

Answer: Because its stupid.


Question: Why is the sky blue?

[Sigurd]

Answer: Because grass already took green

Question: If it the second tuesday of march, and i just stepped in crap, and a cat is on my head, and it's raining solommy, wot do i do?

[dirgecallers]

Answer: Make me a tuna fis hand peanut butter sandwich!


Question: The girl of your dreams shows up at your front door and professes her undying love. What do you do?

[Ashstripe]

Squeeze her cheeks to make sure she's genuine. Then suspect this as an obvious ploy by the Government to infiltrate my house and my less than legal activities.

Ha. Nice try.

So then I go on a long mystical journey to Parliament, stumble around after having a few beers and while singing the 'Macarena', collapse on the 'Big Red Button'.

And inadvertently be the cause of the Apocalypse; lord knows that I'd have a part in it and the Macarena had long been foretold as being the end of the man kind.

Check and mate; ladies(Government).



What were my less than legal activities in the first place?

[Sigurd]

pooping on your neibhor's cat, Fluffer Mcnuggets.

Why is tuesday before wedsnday and after monday?

[dirgecallers]

Answer: Because if monday did not have a stopper, it would destroy the whole week.


Question: You are magically transported into a fantasy realm. A wizard appears before you and gives you a magic sword. Then you find out that you must destroy the evil forces of darkness in order to cleanse the land. What do you do?

[ferretface]

Mug the wizard and take all of his gear. Consider it his small donation to a good cause.

Question: Why do we have two arms, but only one nose? Surely interacting with the world is equally as important as producing mucus!

[Prankster101]

(Sorry, random post:D)


Answer: So we have double the chance to cover sneeze!

Question: Why is it that if you travel North you will eventually be going South, but if you travel East you will never travel West?

[Ashstripe]

Because I was too lazy to draw the maps that way. What? You can't prove anything! Lies! Lies!

What are you trying to prove anyway?

[dirgecallers]

Answer: That my awesome powers beat yours anytime. Which reminds me that I prove it by the answer I prove. Meaning, the question is the answer.

Question: When does 2+2=5?

[Prankster101]

Answer: When I hypnotise you to think that it is so! Buh ha ha!

Question: If fortune-tellers know and see all, then why do they ask you your name? ;D

[Ashstripe]

To waive the various legal rights that come associated with knowing my name; I'd share them, but then I'd have to kill you. Then roll you up in a carpet. Then throw you off a cliff.

Then, at the end of the day, I settle down for a drink and a job well done.


With Pappa Gnome?

[ferretface]

Of course not; Pappa Gnome's currently in PeoplewhoactuallyknowwhatNASCARstandsfor Anonymous, bewailing his naivete.

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Why did someone feel the need to start a Peoplewhoacetc. Anonymous anyway? And is NASCAR even an acronym?!